Quilt Basket: So, Quill, where were you last week?
Quill T. Basket: I was following Cathy around to make sure I was ready for work this weekend.
QB: Why did you have to work this weekend?
QTB: Cathy went to Nora's first birthday party... I was very upset I couldn't go, but I needed to watch over the shop while Cathy was away.
QB: So you took over all of Cathy's responsibilities this past weekend?
QTB: Yes, I did.
QB: We have some pictures of you working at the shop... Do you have any comments on them?
QTB: Well, it was pretty difficult to do everything since I don't actually have any hands... But I managed.
QB: Yes, that does seem inconvenient.
QTB: Anyway, while you're interviewing me, I wanted to make sure everyone knows something: Even though I am yellow with pink flowers, I am a boy. Cathy keeps calling me a she, but I am not.
QB: We have a picture of you in your Halloween costume... Isn't it a dress?
QTB: No, that is not a dress. It is a pumpkin costume. Common misconception.
QB: Well, thank you for your time, Mr. Quill.
The Dorrian Joke of the Week:
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I have my eye on you.
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